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Student Teacher Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Credit

    Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Synonym

    Teacher: What is a synonym? Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Longest sentence

    TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of PUPIL : Life imprisonment !

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chemistry question

    Teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" A boy replies, "HIJKLMNO"!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?" The boy replies "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Round Earth

    Teacher: "How can you prove the earth is round?" Student: "I can't. Besides, why should I prove it when I never claimed that it was."