Student Teacher Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blood Circulation

    A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir." the boys "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don't turn red from blood?" Little Johnny shouted "It's because your feet aren't empty."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Virtues

    *** Student Teacher Jokes ***

    Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love".

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    7 x 6

    Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: (doubtfully) "It is 42 mam!" Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: (with confidence) "It 24 mam."

  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    मातृभाषा

    *** Student Teacher Jokes ***

    अध्यापक - टेबल पर चाय किसने गिराई ? इसे अपनी मातृभाषा मे बोलो । छात्र - मातृभाषा मतलब मम्मी की भाषा में ? अध्यापक - हां । छात्र - अरे कमीने कर दिया धुली चद्दर का नाश पड़ गयी शान्ति 😂😂अब ये तेरा बापू आके धौयेगा 😆😆 अध्यापक बेहोश !😂😂



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Round Earth

    Teacher: "How can you prove the earth is round?" Student: "I can't. Besides, why should I prove it when I never claimed that it was."