Student Teacher Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Write

    Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Socks

    *** Student Teacher Jokes ***

    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
    PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    2 reasons

    Early one morning a mother went to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "Buy why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Credit

    *** Student Teacher Jokes ***

    Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    University professor returns home

    A university professor, after very many years of study came home. On arrival he met a village boy at the river bank. The little boy ferry people across the sea for money. No sooner had professor boarded the boy's canoe than the following interogation began: Prof: "Did you read philosophy?" The Boy:"No" Prof: "You are useless in the world" Prof: "What about psychlogy?" The Boy: "No" Prof: "You are a waste" Prof: "Did you read phamacology? The Boy: "No" Prof: "You are good for nothing" After a while there was excessive wave and the canoe was shaking to capsize. The boy quicky abandoned the prof to fate. The helpless prof was in great fear, yelling at the litte bot for help. The Boy asked him "Prof, have studied Swimmology? Now you will be useless to this world"