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Student Teacher Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Permission

    Student: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Tch! tch! "MAY I go to the bathroom?" Student: But I asked first!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chemistry question

    *** Student Teacher Jokes ***

    Teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?" A boy replies, "HIJKLMNO"!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?" The boy replies "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Plural

    TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse? Pupil: Mice TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby? Pupil: Twins !

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Double negatives

    *** Student Teacher Jokes ***

    A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Maths

    Teacher : What is the full form of Maths? Student :'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'