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Student Teacher Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Credit

    Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Capital problem

    A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!" The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?" Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Spelling

    Tim wasn't a very good at spelling. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Tim, "What word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, he said, "Canoe?"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chicken pig and fat cow

    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    1st day at school

    Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough I guess. I have to go back tomorrow.'