Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so bald that people could ice skate on her head.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on a VCR
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!
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