Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
Yo momma so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed
Yo mama is so black you could not even see her pussy
Yo mamas like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped
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