Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
See Also :- Pati Patni Jokes - Part 1
Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
Yo mama so mean they don't give her happy meals at McDonalds.
Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.