सरदार Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Sugar Free

    सरदार ने मेडिकल स्टोर से दवा ली, और स्टोर वाले से कहा "चीनी भी दो"
    स्टोरकीपर- चीनी यहाँ नहीं मिलती ?
    सरदार- हम पागल नहीं हैं, पढ़ें लिखे हैं,दवा पर लिखा है *Sugar Free* चीनी तो तुम्हारा बाप भी देगा हाँ



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    See Also :- Pati Patni Jokes - Part 1

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi & Sonia Gandhi Coversation

    *** सरदार Jokes ***

    Rahul Gandhi : Mom hum is desh ko kab tak lootenge?? Sonia : ‘JAB TAK HAI JAAN’ Rahul Gandhi : Hamari help kaun karega?? Sonia : ‘SON OF SARDAR’



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cheap Glasses

    A Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Bangladeshi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." Sardarji, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Marriage Bureau

    *** सरदार Jokes ***

    Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye." Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gujrati सिनेमा हाल म

    एक Gujrati सिनेमा हाल में cold drink की बोतल लेके बैठा था. हर 15-20 मिनट पर बोतल को मुँह से लगा रहा था. बगल में बैठे सरदार को गुस्सा आ रहा था. उसने बोतल छीनी और एक ही बार में गटक कर बोला: ले पकड़ ऐसे पीते हैं . Gujrati -पण हुं तो बोटल मां विमल थूकतो तो