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सरदार ने मेडिकल स्टोर से दवा ली,

और स्टोर वाले से कहा

“चीनी भी दो”

स्टोरकीपर- चीनी यहाँ नहीं मिलती ?

सरदार- हम पागल नहीं हैं,

पढ़ें लिखे हैं,दवा पर लिखा है

*Sugar Free*

चीनी तो तुम्हारा बाप भी देगा हाँ

A Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says “In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from the same one twice.” The Bangladeshi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says “In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.” Sardarji, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says “In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don’t need to drink with the same ones twice.”

Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: “Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.” Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

एक Gujrati सिनेमा हाल में cold drink की बोतल लेके बैठा था. हर 15-20 मिनट पर बोतल को मुँह से लगा रहा था. बगल में बैठे सरदार को गुस्सा आ रहा था. उसने बोतल छीनी और एक ही बार में गटक कर बोला: ले पकड़ ऐसे पीते हैं . Gujrati -पण हुं तो बोटल मां विमल थूकतो तो

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