Posted on 22/11/2016
Admin जलेबी बेच रहा था लेकिन बोल रहा था ‘आलू ले लो आलू...!’ संता : पर यह तो जलेबी है. Admin : चुप हो जा, वर्ना मक्खियां आ जाएंगी.
*** Admin Jokes ***
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"