Alia Bhatt Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alia Bhatt

    Alia : Doctor plastic surgery mein kharcha kitna aayega?
    Doctor: 20 Lakh.
    Alia: Agar plastic hum dein to?



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Ms Office

    *** Alia Bhatt Jokes ***

    Interviewer to Alia: Do u know ms.office Alia: address bata do pahunch jaungi



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alia Bhatt

    Who wrote "Vande Maataram" ? Alia Bhatt : A R Rehman!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

    *** Alia Bhatt Jokes ***

    Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi.. Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga… Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah. Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name “MARS TINA HOTTERS”. Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities… 'Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge.. Geelani = We want Mars free from India… Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra.. Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain. Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Gift Kahan Hai

    Alia Bhatt – Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. Shopkeeper – Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. Alia – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"