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Bear Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Animals argue

    Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Teddy bear

    Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house? A. Fur-niture!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Vote

    Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Converting bears

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Dessert offer

    Q. What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A. No thank you, I am stuffed.

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