Bear Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bear encounter

    In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive..."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bear color

    *** Bear Jokes ***

    Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
    A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Teddy bear

    Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house? A. Fur-niture!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    3 bears

    *** Bear Jokes ***

    It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    No Socks

    Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
    A: Bare-foot.