Black Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Why blacks are fast

    Q: Why are all black people fast?
    A: Because all the slow ones are in prison.



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Black purple and yellow

    *** Black Jokes ***

    Q: What is black, purple and yellow?
    A: A black person going to church



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Why this happened?

    Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Need at home

    *** Black Jokes ***

    A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, I remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Fairytales

    Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
    A: White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"