Black Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Bl**k and white

    "Bl**k man with wh*te dog go to prison, wh*te man with bl*ck dog gets praise."



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Skinny Guy's Worst Fear

    *** Black Jokes ***

    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE bl*ck guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound t*sticles, Turner Brown.' The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my t*sticles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.' The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bl**k or G*y?

    Q: Which is better, being born bl**k or g*y?
    A: Bl**k, because you don't have to tell your parents.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Need at home

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    A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NI**ER, I remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pregnant bl**k woman

    How does a bl**k chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.