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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Worst three years

    Q: What is the worst 3 years of a black child’s life?
    A: First grade.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Why black guys have big dicks

    Q: Why did God give black guys big dicks?
    A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Who hits ground first

    A black man and a mexican jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? The mexican, because the black man had to stop on the way down and spray paint “motherfu****” on the wall.

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    White boy

    A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Fairytales

    Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
    A: White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"