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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    One too many

    There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, “We have too many in our country.”

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    No blacks in flintstone

    Q: Why wasn't there any blacks in Flintstones?
    A: Coz they were still monkeys

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Black boy with diarrhea

    Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
    A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pulp Fiction

    Jimmie: “No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
    Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
    Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry]
    “Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said ‘Dead Nigger Storage’?”
    Jules: [pause] “No. I didn't.”
    Jimmie: “You know WHY you didn't see that sign?” Jules: “Why?” Jimmie: “Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!”

  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Don’t be racist

    Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!