Black Jokes

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  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Difference between nigger and battery

    Q: Whats the difference between a nigger and a battery?
    A: A battery has a positive side



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    More jewish or more black

    *** Black Jokes ***

    A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    White boy

    A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    White guy surrounded by

    *** Black Jokes ***

    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
    In trouble.
    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
    Coach.
    What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
    Prison Warden.



  • Posted on 21/02/2017

    Vietnamese man who wants to be black

    Q: What do you call a vietnamese guy who wants to be black?
    A: Vinegar!