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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blond Psychic

    Q: What was the Blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
    A: An IN-body experience!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Brick wall

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?
    A: The smartest one gives up first.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Buying a TV

    A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Buxom Waitress

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    Q: What did the Blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)?
    A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    In an elevator

    There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. Unfortunately he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"

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