Blonde Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mating Calls

    Q : What's the mating call of the blonde?
    A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
    Q : What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
    A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
    Q : What's the mating call of the brunette?
    A: "All the blondes have gone home!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Train incident

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    A blonde is with her boyfriend on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard. The blonde girls whispers to her guy 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!' 'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the boyfriend replies in irritation. Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?' The blonde looks at her guy 'Who's stupid now?'

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Breast feeding

    Q: Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
    A: Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blond Tap Dancer

    *** Blonde Jokes ***

    Q: What happened to the Blonde tap dancer?
    A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rooster vs blond

    Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
    A: A rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo… A blonde says any-cock-le-doo...