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Blonde Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    TGIF

    Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
    A: Toes Go In First.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Dirty Film

    “A blonde decides to get a porno movie, so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she puts the DVD in and presses 'PLAY,' the screen is fuzzy and nothing is going on. Frustrated, she calls the store about the movie. They ask her what the title is, and she replies, "Head Cleaner".”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Swimming

    Q: Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke?
    A: She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blond Passenger

    Q: Why is it good to have a Blonde passenger?
    A: So you can park in the handicap zone.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Breast feeding

    Q: Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
    A: Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.