Christian Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Parrots

    A woman tells her priest, "Father, I have a problem. My two female parrots only say, Hi, cutie. Wanna have some fun?" do not worry," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who only pray and read the Bible. We'll put them in the same cage and your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrid phrase. The next day, the woman takes her parrots to the priest's home. The male parrots are inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. When the woman places the female parrots in the cage, they cry out, "Hi, cutie. Wanna have some fun?" One male says to the other, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Greatest Man

    *** Christian Jokes ***

    A Western expatriate teacher at an international school offers a cash reward to the child who can name the greatest man who ever lived. “Buddha?” says a Buddhist. “The prophet?” says a Muslim. “Jesus?” says a Hindu. The teacher hands the money to the Hindu, who says: “Thanks, Miss. Actually, the right answer is Krishna, but business is business.”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Father

    A Polish man saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?" The priest laughed, "Because, my son, I am a Father!" The Pole scratched his head. "But I am a father too, and I don't wear my shirt backwards!" Again the priest laughed. "But I am a Father of thousands!" To which the Pole replied, "Well then you should wear your shorts backwards!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Why not

    *** Christian Jokes ***

    Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Belgium?
    A: God couldn’t find three wise men in Belgium



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Making a Confession

    A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."