Divorce Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: What do people want to know about the Tomkat divorce settlement?
    A: Did Tom let Katie keep the cage?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Polish man wants Divorce

    *** Divorce Jokes ***

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
    A: Apprently he'd been in A Few Good Men.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Getting Married

    *** Divorce Jokes ***

    Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Main reason

    Marriage is the main reason for divorce.

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    Divorce