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Divorce Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why is Tom Cruise still upset after finalizing his divorce with Katie Holmes?
    A: He still hasn't gotten over the death of Goose.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    First Step

    *** Divorce Jokes ***

    Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain one guy said, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replies, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first man replies, "No, I just got married".

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Katie holmes has divorced Tom Cruise. I didn't think Rock of Ages was THAT bad. Jay Leno (July 9, 2012)

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lawyer Joke

    *** Divorce Jokes ***

    A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week." "That's very fair,your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: What do people want to know about the Tomkat divorce settlement?
    A: Did Tom let Katie keep the cage?