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Double Meaning Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात

    एग्ज़ॅम और सुहाग रात के बाद कामन डाइलॉग- कैसा हुआ.? अच्छा हुआ, थोड़ा बड़ा था थोड़ा छूट गया, आता था पर ठीक से कर नही पया. फिर भी जैसा हुआ अच्छा हुआ.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Sridevi's Shop

    If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani

    Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ki Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua... Film Ka Naam Tha - Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani. Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12...!!! Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya...!!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    आज का ज्ञान

    आज का ज्ञान: जो ज्यादा उछलते हैं वही ज्यादा दबाये भी जाते हैं।

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Curious Tim rabbit

    Little Tim Rabbit lives alone in the countryside with his mother. One day he gets curious about his existence.
    Little Tim Rabbit : "Mommy, where did I come from?"
    Mother Rabbit: "I'm busy Tim, do not disturb me."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "Mommy please... where did I come from"
    Mother Rabbit: "Go play with your friends. Children don't ask such questions."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "No!No!No! Where did I come from." Tim starts to cry
    Mother Rabbit: "Ok... I ll tell you when you re older."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "Oh please! please tell me now now." He sobs.
    Mother Rabbit: "Ok... If you must know you must know. You were pulled from a magician's hat."