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Double Meaning Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ladka pasand nahi

    Mom = Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
    Girl = Ladka to theek hai par mota hai.
    Mom = TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    20 - 20 Match

    *** Double Meaning Jokes ***

    लड़की: तुम कितने साल के हो?
    लड़का: 20 और तुम कितने साल की हो?
    लड़की: 20
    लड़का: तो फ़िर एक Twenty-Twenty मैच हो जाये?
    लड़की: 4 दिन Wait करो।
    लड़का: क्यों?
    लड़की: पिच गीली है।

  • Posted on 11/08/2017

    Going to Bangkok

    Guy 1: Bhai , I am going to Bangkok ..
    Guy 2. Sahi hai , Bhabi saath ja rahi hai ?
    Guy 1: pagal hai kya , buffet khaneṅ samey kaun tiffin box saath lekar aṭa hai ??

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Husband and Wife

    *** Double Meaning Jokes ***

    Husband and Wife Sex Kar Rahe The. Achanak kisine Door Bell Bajayi .Aadmi ne 5 Min bad Darwaja Khola.
    Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne me ?
    Aadmi - Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
    Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao.
    Hoshiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hai, Kutne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Naughty Boys

    MADAM : Shor Mat Karo Nahin Toh Khada Kar Dungi.
    Bachhe: Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera... Pehele Mera…