Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi - Double Meaning SMS - Double Meaning Questions

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tumse Achha Paperwala Hai

    Dudhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha. Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaj Mein Gusse Se Boli
    Aurat: "Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achha To Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai"



  • Posted on 09/03/2018

    2 ghante

    *** Double Meaning Jokes ***

    Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
    Saare kapre geele ho gaye
    Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
    Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
    1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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    ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai....



  • Posted on 09/03/2018

    suhagraat se pahle

    Suhagraat se pahle, Pati bhagwan se prathna kar raha tha…,
    Patni : Kya prathna kar rahe ho …
    Pati : Yahi ki bhagwan mujhe sahi rasta dekhaye…
    Patni : Sahi rasta to mai dikha dungi.. Tum bas mehnat karna …



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    AutoWallah

    *** Double Meaning Jokes ***

    Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Rate Final Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi. Pehla Auto Waala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola: Ab Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi??



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Dirty Film

    “A blonde decides to get a porno movie, so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she puts the DVD in and presses 'PLAY,' the screen is fuzzy and nothing is going on. Frustrated, she calls the store about the movie. They ask her what the title is, and she replies, "Head Cleaner".”