Double Meaning Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Husband and Wife

    Husband and Wife Sex Kar Rahe The. Achanak kisine Door Bell Bajayi .Aadmi ne 5 Min bad Darwaja Khola.
    Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne me ?
    Aadmi - Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
    Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao.
    Hoshiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hai, Kutne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    AutoWallah

    *** Double Meaning Jokes ***

    Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Rate Final Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi. Pehla Auto Waala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola: Ab Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi??



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ladka pasand nahi

    Mom = Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
    Girl = Ladka to theek hai par mota hai.
    Mom = TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Thakte hi nahi

    *** Double Meaning Jokes ***

    Girl = Ab bas bhi karo raat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subh k 5:30 baj chuke hai, thake nahin..?
    Boy = Abhi to kuch bhi nahin kiya ab to din raat karunga. Kyunki mere 3000 msg jo free hai….



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ultimate Answer By A Boyfriend

    Girlfriend Ne Boyfriend Ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh Ke Poocha,
    Girlfriend: "Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhane Doge?"
    Ultimate Answer By Boyfriend: "Jab Tak Teri Taagein Apne Shoulder Par Na Rakh Doon"