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Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch Rahe Thee???

Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ki Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua… Film Ka Naam Tha – Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani. Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12…!!! Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya…!!!

Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se S*x Nahi Kar Paya. Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha: Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi? Bahu Udasi Se: Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh Toh 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi.

Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.
Ladki: Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya. Maa Hairan Hote Hue: Achhha, Lekin Kyun?
Ladki: Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi.
Maa: Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo Toh Chadega Hi Na!!!!

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Rate Final Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi. Pehla Auto Waala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola: Ab Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi??