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Chemistry Ki Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Poocha: Yes You, Tell Me What is Nitrate ? Ladki Sharma Kar Boli: Kya Sir, Aap bhi N Qasam Se, Ekdum Direct Hi Jaate Ho. Night Rate is 5000/- Woh Bhi Sirf Aap Ke Liye…….

MADAM : Shor Mat Karo Nahin Toh Khada Kar Dungi.
Bachhe: Pehele Mera… Pehele Mera… Pehele Mera…

If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say “Abhi Boney ka Time hai”!

Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traffic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai. Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police wali ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.
Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?
Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.
Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?
Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…