Electrician Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Triplets in a womb

    Triplets in a womb discussing what they would be if they were grown up. The first said, " I would be a plumber, so as I can fix the pipes in here, its a bit damp and leaky". The second said, " I would be an electrician and try and get a bit of light in here, its a bit dark". The third said, " I would be a doorman. "The other two babies thought this was hilarious and asked, "why?" He replied, "I'd stop the bald headed bas**rd from coming in here and spitting."



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Accident

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    A man on a construction site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was going down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got down and back he’d lose a half hour of time. The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the building. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee off. He told the man that they were 30 floors up and that his piss would turn into vapor before it reached the bottom. So the guy decided to take his advice. Suddenly the foreman's cell phone rang and he jumped off the board to get it, allowing the peeing man to fall to his death! At the inquest an electrician who was working on the 27th floor was asked if he knew what happened. "Not really, but I think it had something to do with s*x." The coroner said, "S*x, why do you think it had something to do with s*x?" The electrician replied, "I saw the man falling with his co*k in his hand screaming, ‘Where did that co*ks*cker go!’ "

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Electrician and ACDC

    Q: Do you know how an electrician tells if he's working with AC or DC power?
    A: If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp together.



  • Posted on 18/07/2017

    Name for an electrical apprentice

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    Q: What is another name for an electrical apprentice? A: Shock absorber