Funny Questions And Answers Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Birthday wishes

    Q: What does a Hindu wish someone on their birthday?
    A: May you have many happy returns.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cross

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    Q: What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a crocodile?
    A: I don't know but I wouldn't try sniffing it!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Moped and Fat Lady

    Q: What do a moped and a fat lady have in common?
    A: They are both fun to drive, and you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Guess Word

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    Q: What word is this? The first two letters are a man's name. The first three letters are a woman's name. The first four letters are of a famous man's name. The whole word is a famous woman's name.
    A: Heroine



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Trouble In Small China

    Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    A: No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides.