Gay People Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gay Men Walk

    Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
    A: One Direction!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Gay Picnic

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    Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
    A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Happy Baby

    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    No heaven for you

    *** Gay People Jokes ***

    Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."



  • Posted on 16/11/2017

    Gay Caveman

    Q: What do you call a gay caveman with a hard on?
    A: Homo Erectus.

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