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Gay People Jokes | Unclejokes

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is g*y and marrying my best friend.” The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?” The man says, “I found out that my son is g*y.” The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?” The man looks up and says, “Apprently my wife does.”

A g*y couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The one who was giving the party said, “We’ve blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I’ve never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand. Next, it was the birthday boy’s turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, “Well, I’d like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

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