Girlfriend Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    At a football game

    A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand ?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chinese girlfriend

    *** Girlfriend Jokes ***

    I love having a Chinese girlfriend. When she walks in on me f*cking her friends, I can always lie," But darling, I thought it was you."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pregnant Girl

    Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant! Boyfrned: Are You Sure, Ye Mera Bachcha Hai? Girlfriend Rone Lagi Aur Boli: Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega...???



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Expensive Dinner

    *** Girlfriend Jokes ***

    Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye.
    Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya??
    Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Kahan Chalein

    Girlfriend: McDonald's Chalein? Boy: Spelling Bolo Toh Hi Jayenge. Girlfriend: McDonald's Rehne Do, KFC Chalte Hain... Boy: Agar KFC Ka Full Form Bata Dogi Toh Le Chalunga. Girlfriend: Rehne De Kanjoos. Samosa Hi Khila De.