Posted on 22/11/2016
At a football game
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand ?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
*** Girlfriend Jokes ***
Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye.
Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya??
Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai.