Posted on 22/11/2016
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 40 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 40 minutes.
Note on the refigrator
*** Girlfriend Jokes ***
My girlfriend left a note on the refrigrator "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. Going to my mom's place. I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about.
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s*xy..so I got drunk.