Girlfriend Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Difference

    Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: 40 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: 40 minutes.



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Note on the refigrator

    *** Girlfriend Jokes ***

    My girlfriend left a note on the refrigrator "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. Going to my mom's place. I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold... What the hell is she talking about.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Common Sense

    Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure!
    Girlfriend: What about Rest?
    Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Magic Trick

    *** Girlfriend Jokes ***

    Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Looks s*xy

    My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s*xy..so I got drunk.