Hindi Honeymoon Jokes4
Cheatin and Beatin
*** Hindi Honeymoon Jokes ***
An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine? The HR man shouts: Your B*obs are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger... The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...
Honeymoon Par Gaye Mr & Mrs Kumar Ne Hotel Mein Entry Li. Wife Sofe Par Baith Gayi Aur Uska Husband Counter Par Room Book Karne Chala Gaya. Waha Counter Par Ek Ladki Mini Skirt Mein Khadi Thi. Room Mein Aakar Husband Ne Wife Se Kaha, "Woh Jo Ladki Counter Par Khadi Thi Woh Call Girl Thi." Wife,"Nahi Ji Ye Unka Uniform Hota Hai Aap Toh Kuch Bhi Samajh Lete Ho." Mr & Mrs Kumar Mein Bahas Ho Gayi Aur Shart Lag Gayi. Husband Ne Wife Ko Parde Ke Peeche Chhupa Diya Aur Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha, "Main Akela Hun Aaj Raat Mere Sath Rukogi?" Ladki Boli, "2000 Charge Karungi." Husband: 200 Dunga. Aur Ladki Gussa Ho Kar Chali Gayi Aur Husband Shart Jeet Gaya. Phir Sham Ko Mr & Mrs Kumar Restaurant Mein Baithe Hue The, Toh Us Ladki Ne Door Se Unhe Dekha Aur Paas Aakar Boli, "200 Rs Mein Toh Aisi Hi Milegi!"