Pure Veg Jokes in Hindi | Clean Vegetarian Jokes In Hindi Langauge

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Missing You

    Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho?
    Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. You Know... Tumhaare Bina... Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
    Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun. Meri Yaad Aati Hai? Kya Karte Ho Jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai Toh?
    Pati: Arey Jaanu, Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Tumhaari. Aur Jab Bhi Tumhe Miss Karta Hun Tab Main Tumhaari Pasand Ki Ice-cream, Kesar-Pista Kha Leta Hun Ya Tumhaari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Leta Hun... TV Pe Koi Serial Dekh Leta Hun... Aur Meri Yaad Aane Pe Tum Kya Karti Ho?
    Patni: Mein Bhi TV Pe Match Laga Ke, Bagpiper Ka Quarter Le Leti Hun, 4-5 Cigarettes Phoonkti Hun Aur 1-2 Rajnigandha Kha Leti Hun..



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Heart Attack

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    Ek Ladke Ko Uski Girlfriend Ne 2 Baar Message Kiya Aur Dono Hi Baar Ladka Heart Attack Ki Vajah Se Marte-Marte Bacha. Ye Hain Vo Do Message:
    Pehla: Bahut Ho Gaya... It's Time to Break-up... Sab Kuch Khatam Ho Gaya.
    Doosra Message: Sorry... Sorryyy... Ye Message Tumhaare Liye Nahin Tha...



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Facebook Fever

    Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account Khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class. Professor Ne Us Pe Comment Kia: Class Se Nikal Jao. Principal Ne Professor Ke Comment Ko Like Kia. Dost Ne Comment Kia: Oye Cafe Aaja. Maa Ne Comment Kia: Nalayak Kahin Ka, Class Nahin Attend Karni Toh Sabzi Le Kar Ghar Aaja. Baap Ne Bhi Comment Kar Dia: Dekh Lo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein. Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya: Dhokhe Baaz Tum Ne Toh Kaha Tha Ki Hospital Mein Hun... Daadi Aakhri Stage Par Hain Isliye Milne Nahin Aa Sakta. Aur Aakhiri Khatarnaak Commnent Bhi Padhiye... Daadi Ji Ka Comment: Tere Munh Min Keede Padein Haraam Khor, Main Abhi Zinda Hoon.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mast Sharaabi

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    Ek Sharabi ek Pahunche Huye baba Ke Aashram Mein Gaya.
    Sharabi: Maharaj, Main Aapki Sharan Mein Aaya Hun.... Mujh Per Kripa Kijiye.
    Baba: Kya Baat Hai Beta ?
    Sharabi: Babaji Mein Sharaab Kee Vajah Se Bahut Dukhi Hun. Kripa Karke Meri Sharaab Chhudwa Deejiye!
    Baba: Tum Bilkul Sahi Jagah Aaye Ho Bachcha ! Ye Samjho Tumhari Sharaab Chhoot Gayi.
    Sharabi: Jai Ho Babaji Ki ! Mujhe Vishwas Thaa Ki Aap Meri Madad Zaroor Karenge ! Ab Jaldi Se Phone Keejiye Civil Lines Thaane Ke Incharge Ko! Usne Meri 2 Peti Whiskey Zabt Kar Lee Hai !!!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confident Kid

    Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!
    Mom: Kyun?
    Son: Main Job Karunga.
    Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?
    Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!