Pure Veg Jokes in Hindi | Clean Vegetarian Jokes In Hindi Langauge

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Count

    Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?? Wife silent... Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun? Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho…



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lost Wife

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
    Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
    Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai, Kyaa Karoon, Khushi Ke Maare Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aa Rahaa Ki Kidhar Jaauun ???`



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Shopping Freak

    Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho??? Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein Kaha: Mein Teri Roz Roz ki Naye Kapde Dilaane Ki Pharmaish Se Tang Aa Gaya Hun, Isliye Suicide Kar Raha Hun. Ye Sunte Hi Wife Ne Zor Zor Se Rona Start Kar Diya, Aur Boli: Jaatey Jaatey Ek White Suit Toh Dilwa Do, Varna Terahvin Pe Kya Pehanungi????



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Daal Ki Baat

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
    Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya... Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao... Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....
    Husband: Kya Hua...??? Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Changing Times

    Ladies of 1970s:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Abhi laee ji.
    Ladies of 1980s:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Abhi laee.
    Ladies of 1990s:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Laa rahi hu.
    Ladies of 2000:
    Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
    Wife: Banake pee le.
    Ladies of 2014:
    Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
    Wife: Kya kaha?
    Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?