Pure Veg Jokes in Hindi | Clean Vegetarian Jokes In Hindi Langauge

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  • Posted on 17/07/2018

    Kamine Dost

    Bhai ne kitchen me gas pe cooker wali selfie daali aur likha: I want to make tea as wife has gone to mayka. Cooker me kitni seeti lagau? One friend replied: Abe dhakkan, cooker me already ek seeti lagi hui hai. Aur kitni lagayega. Second replied: Idiot chai cooker me nahi banti. Kadhai chadha. Third said: Bawle, chai patti ko overnight soak kar le. Fir teen seeti me kaam chal jayega. Fourth replied: Saale window pe jaa ke teen seeti baza. Padosan khud chai de jayegi. 😂🤨🙄🤔😂😎😊😂



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  • Posted on 17/07/2018

    I drink very little

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    I drink very little.

    But when I drink little, I become a different person.

    This different person drinks a lot!
    🤪🙂



  • Posted on 17/07/2018

    तीन नये सवाल

    अकबर ने बीरबल से तीन नये सवाल पूछे
    और कहा तीनों का जबाब एक ही होना चाहिये …

    “दूध क्यों उबल जाता है ?
    पानी क्यों बह जाता है ?
    सब्जी क्यों जल जाती है ?”😟😟😟




    बीरबल ने जवाब दिया …..
    “व्हाटसअप की वजह से”…” 😂😂😂
    अकबर ने आज तक दूसरा सवाल नहीँ पूछा 😆😆😆