Pure Veg Jokes in Hindi | Clean Vegetarian Jokes In Hindi Langauge

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Advocate's Fee

    Husband: talak lena hai.
    Advocate: talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge.
    Husband: pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
    Advocate: dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Wohh Sharaabi

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ?
    Pati: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us Ko?
    Biwi: Haan. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
    PATI: Baap Re...... Itna Lamba celebration!!!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Khan Sahab

    Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Hasrat Khan
    2) Harkat Khan
    3) Barkat Khan
    2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
    1) Dariya Khan
    2) Samandar Khan
    3) Sailaab Khan
    Next Time Phir Se 3 Bachche Hue Aur Is Baar Naam The:
    1) Himmat Khan
    2) Housla Khan
    3) Bardasht Khan
    Har Baar Ki Tarah Jab Is Baar Bhi Uske Yahan 3 Bachche Hue Toh Is Baar Naam Biwi Ne Rakhe:
    1) Bas Kar Khan
    2) Sharam Kar Khan 3
    ) Reham Kar Khan.....



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rog Mukt

    *** Hindi Veg Jokes ***

    Operation Ke Baad Patient Bola: Doctor Sahab! Kya Ab Main ROG MUKT Hun?
    Samne Se Jawab Mila: Beta! Doctor Sahab Toh Dharti Par Rah Gaye, Main Toh CHITR GUPT Hun!!!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Boyfriend Vs Husband

    Ek Aurat Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahi Thee Ki Tabhi Uska Pati Mil Gaya. Pati Ne Boyfriend Ko Peetna Shuru kar Diya.
    Aurat: Maaro Saaley Ko... Apni Biwi Ko Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ki Biwion Ko Le Jaata Hai. Tabhi Boyfriend Ko Josh Aa Gaya Aur Woh Pati Ko Peetne Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
    Aurat: Maar Saale Ko !!! Khud Toh Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ko Bhi Nahin Ghumaane Deta!!!