Hitler's strange order
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Camper vs Jew
Q: What’s the difference between a person who goes to camp and a Jew? A: One of them comes back from camp.
Q : Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him a gas bill!