Honeymoon Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Infront of car

    "Man who run in front of car get tired"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Honeymoon

    *** Honeymoon Jokes ***

    "Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    First Night Knots

    One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies. Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's p*nis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?""Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope". She slides her hands further down and gasps."Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks."Honey, them's my knots", he answers. Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute". Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?""No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.I need more rope!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jeans

    *** Honeymoon Jokes ***

    Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi.
    Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana.
    Didi's Reply: Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai, Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Di.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cheatin and Beatin

    An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine? The HR man shouts: Your B*obs are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger... The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...