Honeymoon Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Jeans

    Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi. Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana. Didi's Reply: Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai, Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Di.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bet

    *** Honeymoon Jokes ***

    Honeymoon Par Gaye Mr & Mrs Kumar Ne Hotel Mein Entry Li. Wife Sofe Par Baith Gayi Aur Uska Husband Counter Par Room Book Karne Chala Gaya. Waha Counter Par Ek Ladki Mini Skirt Mein Khadi Thi. Room Mein Aakar Husband Ne Wife Se Kaha, "Woh Jo Ladki Counter Par Khadi Thi Woh Call Girl Thi." Wife,"Nahi Ji Ye Unka Uniform Hota Hai Aap Toh Kuch Bhi Samajh Lete Ho." Mr & Mrs Kumar Mein Bahas Ho Gayi Aur Shart Lag Gayi. Husband Ne Wife Ko Parde Ke Peeche Chhupa Diya Aur Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha, "Main Akela Hun Aaj Raat Mere Sath Rukogi?" Ladki Boli, "2000 Charge Karungi." Husband: 200 Dunga. Aur Ladki Gussa Ho Kar Chali Gayi Aur Husband Shart Jeet Gaya. Phir Sham Ko Mr & Mrs Kumar Restaurant Mein Baithe Hue The, Toh Us Ladki Ne Door Se Unhe Dekha Aur Paas Aakar Boli, "200 Rs Mein Toh Aisi Hi Milegi!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    1st vs 2nd Honeymoon

    Q: What the difference between your first and second honeymoon?
    A: Niagara and Viagra.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    3 Honeymooners

    *** Honeymoon Jokes ***

    Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid." The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'" Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'" Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says, "When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.”



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Disease

    A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"