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Honeymoon Jokes

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Infront of car

    "Man who run in front of car get tired"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bet

    Honeymoon Par Gaye Mr & Mrs Kumar Ne Hotel Mein Entry Li. Wife Sofe Par Baith Gayi Aur Uska Husband Counter Par Room Book Karne Chala Gaya. Waha Counter Par Ek Ladki Mini Skirt Mein Khadi Thi. Room Mein Aakar Husband Ne Wife Se Kaha, "Woh Jo Ladki Counter Par Khadi Thi Woh Call Girl Thi." Wife,"Nahi Ji Ye Unka Uniform Hota Hai Aap Toh Kuch Bhi Samajh Lete Ho." Mr & Mrs Kumar Mein Bahas Ho Gayi Aur Shart Lag Gayi. Husband Ne Wife Ko Parde Ke Peeche Chhupa Diya Aur Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Puchha, "Main Akela Hun Aaj Raat Mere Sath Rukogi?" Ladki Boli, "2000 Charge Karungi." Husband: 200 Dunga. Aur Ladki Gussa Ho Kar Chali Gayi Aur Husband Shart Jeet Gaya. Phir Sham Ko Mr & Mrs Kumar Restaurant Mein Baithe Hue The, Toh Us Ladki Ne Door Se Unhe Dekha Aur Paas Aakar Boli, "200 Rs Mein Toh Aisi Hi Milegi!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Honeymoon is over

    Q: How do you know when you honeymoon is over?
    A: When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Silver Jubliee

    A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Whose the Boss

    A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship." With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your knickers!" She replied: "That's right... and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."