Husband Wife Jokes

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  • Posted on 03/03/2018

    इतनी जल्दी

    इतनी जल्दी ये मुलाक़ात गुज़र जाती है
    प्यास बुझती नहीं बरसात गुज़र जाती है

    अपनी यादों से कह दो इस तरह आया न करे
    नींद आती नहीं और रात गुज़र जाती है



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Foul secrets

    *** Husband Wife Jokes ***

    A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?" Meanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?" The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've got a confession to make." She says, "So have I, love." To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."



  • Posted on 02/05/2018

    न लौटने की हिम्मत है

    न लौटने की हिम्मत है न सोचने की फुर्सत,
    बहुत दूर निकल आए हैं तुमको चाहते हुए...
    - Shalini Tyagi



  • Posted on 28/02/2018

    इन आँखों को

    *** Husband Wife Jokes ***

    इन आँखों को जब तेरा दीदार हो जाता है ….
    दिन कोई भी हो लेकिन त्यौहार हो जाता है?



  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    2 Anniversary Gifts

    Two best friends got married on the same date and...meet every year after their anniversaries at their favorite bar. One was fortunate to be really successful and the other lives a sort of mediocre life. They start discussing what they got their wife's for their anniversaries. The rich guy begins by discussing his gift. "Yea, I got my wife a diamond jewelry set...and a new Mercedes Benz" "Wow, 2 gifts this year!" the poorer friend responds. "Yea, I got her the Benz just in case she doesn't like the jewelry set, she can use the Benz to drive to the jewelry store and exchange it". "Sounds Reasonable." "What you get your wife?" "I got her a set of slippers and a dildo" " What's the deal with the dildo?" " Oh, I got her the dildo that way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself"