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Husband Wife Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Wohh Sharaabi

    Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ?
    Pati: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us Ko?
    Biwi: Haan. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai.
    PATI: Baap Re...... Itna Lamba celebration!!!

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Different position

    *** Husband Wife Jokes ***

    HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight? WIFE: That's a great idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Girls vs Wives

    Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!! Your Problem.. !!!

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    bhool jaao

    *** Husband Wife Jokes ***

    Wife drinking Vodka, asked "Tum kaun ho?" Husband - "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? "
    Wife: "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Bhaisaab"..!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Hesitant Wife

    Wife: Ek baat bolun???
    Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
    Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
    Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
    Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
    Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.
    Wife: Main pregnant hun.
    Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???
    Wife: College ke dino maine ek baar papa ko bataya tha toh badi maar padi thi...