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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Proof

    Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
    Pati: Kya proof hai?
    Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Daal Ki Baat

    Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
    Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya... Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao... Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....
    Husband: Kya Hua...??? Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    50th Anniversary

    A nice Italian couple at St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary? Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go picka her up."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lakhnavi Style

    Suhagraat Ko Over Smart Husband Lakhnavi Andaaz Mein Bola: Ijaazat Hai ?
    Biwi Boli: Humne Toh Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap Toh Phir Bhi Apne Hain.... Bismillah Keejiye.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    First Night

    A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?" "I want number 69" she replies. "You want beef with broccoli?"