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Husband Wife Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Shopping Freak

    Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho??? Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein Kaha: Mein Teri Roz Roz ki Naye Kapde Dilaane Ki Pharmaish Se Tang Aa Gaya Hun, Isliye Suicide Kar Raha Hun. Ye Sunte Hi Wife Ne Zor Zor Se Rona Start Kar Diya, Aur Boli: Jaatey Jaatey Ek White Suit Toh Dilwa Do, Varna Terahvin Pe Kya Pehanungi????

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lakhnavi Style

    Suhagraat Ko Over Smart Husband Lakhnavi Andaaz Mein Bola: Ijaazat Hai ?
    Biwi Boli: Humne Toh Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap Toh Phir Bhi Apne Hain.... Bismillah Keejiye.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Foul secrets

    A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?" Meanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. Now how do I tell him gently?" The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom. He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, "Darling, I've got a confession to make." She says, "So have I, love." To which he replies, "Don't tell me, you've eaten my socks."

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Shakespear Says

    Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life." -Shakespear "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life." -Shakespear's Wife

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Who won

    I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method