An IITian goes to a roadside astrologer and shows his palm.
Soon after looking at his palm…
Astrologer : Are you single?
Guy (Surprised) : How do you know? You didn’t even see my hand properly !!
Astrologer : What should I see, dude? There are hardly any lines on your palm.
Q. How many IITians does it take to fix a light bulb?
A. 10 – One to hold the ladder and other to fix the bulb.
Two IITians get married.
They spend their honeymoon answering marriage related questions on Quora.