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Jew Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Long Noses

    Q : Why do Jews have such big noses?
    A: Because air is free!

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  • Posted on 15/07/2017

    New German Microwave

    *** Jew Jokes ***

    You heard about a new German microwave? It’s got 20 seats inside..

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Hitler's suicide

    Q : Why did Hitler kill himself?
    A: The Jews sent him a gas bill!

  • Posted on 15/07/2017

    Thinking Place of Jews

    *** Jew Jokes ***

    Q: Where do Jews go to think?
    A: Concentration camp!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Pearl Harbour

    A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"