Thank you, comrade Stalin
*** Jew Jokes ***
At a May Day parade, a very old J*w carries a slogan, "Thank you, comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!" The Party representative approaches the old man. "What's that? Are you deriding our Party? Everybody can see, when you were a child, comrade Stalin was not yet born!" "That's precisely what I'm grateful to him for!" the J*w said.
Copper wire invention
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two j*ws fighting over a penny.