Jew Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tom Cruise

    Q: Why didn't Tom Cruise want Katie Holmes to be in another Batman film?
    A: Because Batman is not a Scientologist... he is a Reform J*w that drives around in a batmobile instead of a spaceship.



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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Long Noses

    *** Jew Jokes ***

    Q : Why do J*ws have such big noses?
    A: Because air is free!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Kidnapping

    I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the J*wish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note.

    Related:

    Racist Jew



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Thank you, comrade Stalin

    *** Jew Jokes ***

    At a May Day parade, a very old J*w carries a slogan, "Thank you, comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!" The Party representative approaches the old man. "What's that? Are you deriding our Party? Everybody can see, when you were a child, comrade Stalin was not yet born!" "That's precisely what I'm grateful to him for!" the J*w said.

    Related:

    Racist Jew



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Copper wire invention

    Q: How was copper wire invented?
    A: Two j*ws fighting over a penny.