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Kejriwal Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Free WiFi

    Kejriwal: Hum free WiFi Denge. Advisor: Sir, Kharcha Bahut Hoga. Kejriwal: Password Nahin Denge!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alia Bhatt

    Kejriwal : Alia, Answer me, what is 3X4 ?
    Alia: Oh.. Easy its 12
    Kejriwal: Ok..good, What's 4X3 ?
    Alia: Ha ha.. Its very simple, its 21

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

    Ek baar rahul, kejriwal aur Modi ek ship mein ja rahe the.. Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!” Rahul ne Sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya.. Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka. Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya.. Modi ne kuch phenka.. Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,” Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!” MODI ROCKED, JINN Shocked

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

    Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi.. Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga… Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah. Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name “MARS TINA HOTTERS”. Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities… 'Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge.. Geelani = We want Mars free from India… Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra.. Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain. Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….