Men Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Secret

    A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed." "Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her". Shaking his head the young guy replied "I've tried that... it doesn't work for me. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Males and females

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    Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Bump

    During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blue eyes

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    A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    ILY

    Boyfriend: "ILY."
    Girlfriend: "Can you please say the words? It makes it better."
    Boyfriend: "I'm leaving you."