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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Difference

    Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
    A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Victoria's Secret

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    "Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Males and females

    Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Second Marriage

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    A mother of two children was marrying again. The younger child of 5 years started to cry during her wedding ceremony. The gathering could not help but smile when the mother said "Shut up Dan, or you will not be be invited the next time."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Different position

    HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight? WIFE: That's a great idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.