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  • Posted on 29/09/2017

    बेटे का रिजल्ट

    पापाः बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ?

    पप्पुः पापा 80% आये है ।
    पापाः पर मार्कशीट पर 40% लिखा है?

    पप्पूः बाकी के 40% आधारकार्ड लिंक होनेपर सीधे अकाऊंट में आएंगे।

    पापा बेहोश..

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Alia Bhatt

    *** Modi Jokes ***

    Bunty: Alia, Modi ji PM banne wale hain. Alia: Sahi hai bunty, Aur AM Kaun banega?

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

    Ek baar rahul, kejriwal aur Modi ek ship mein ja rahe the.. Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!” Rahul ne Sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya.. Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka. Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya.. Modi ne kuch phenka.. Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,” Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!” MODI ROCKED, JINN Shocked

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    *** Modi Jokes ***

    Rahul Gandhi walks in to a barber shop to get his hair cut, Soon after Narendra Modi walks in to get his hair cut. The barbers set to work cutting there hair not talking because they didn’t want to start a political debate. When the barber finished with Rahul Gandhi’s hair he asked “would you like some cologne?” Rahul Gandhi said “no thank you, my Mom will think I’ve been in a whore house.” The other barber asks Modi the same question to which he replies, “Sure, my Mom doesn’t know what a whore house smells like.”

  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    दिल्ली की झांकी

    Abudhabi ke prince ने गणतंत्र दिवस परेड के दौरान मोदीजी से पूछा :-- इनमें दिल्ली की झांकी कहां है...?? मोदीजी.... वो बैठी है (मफलर बांधे)....!! 😝😝