Funny Modi Jokes - Jokes on Narendra Modi Ji23
Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes
Rashrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui.. Waiter: sir, kya loge? Advani: Leni to Shapath thi….. par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do. Narendra modi ki door ki soch : Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya .. Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho Narendra Modi ne di Nawaj Sharif ko pehli saja….. 2 ghanta shapath samorah bithake rakha, na hilne diya na bolne. Uparse baju main Manmohan ko bitha diya! Baat kare to kisse kare !!! In the mean time, Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: Mummy jeeta to main tha, fir shapath smrti irani kyun le rahi hai?
Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship
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Ek baar rahul, kejriwal aur Modi ek ship mein ja rahe the.. Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!” Rahul ne Sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya.. Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka. Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya.. Modi ne kuch phenka.. Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,” Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!” MODI ROCKED, JINN Shocked
Rahul Gandhi walks in to a barber shop to get his hair cut, Soon after Narendra Modi walks in to get his hair cut. The barbers set to work cutting there hair not talking because they didn’t want to start a political debate. When the barber finished with Rahul Gandhi’s hair he asked “would you like some cologne?” Rahul Gandhi said “no thank you, my Mom will think I’ve been in a wh*re house.” The other barber asks Modi the same question to which he replies, “Sure, my Mom doesn’t know what a wh*re house smells like.”