Taureano Ent
Sidharth was Masturbating and his wife came….
Wife: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Sidharth: Kalaaiyon Ka Behatarin Upyog.
Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho? Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. You Know… Tumhaare Bina… Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho? Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun. Meri Yaad Aati Hai? Kya Karte Ho Jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai Toh? Pati: Arey Jaanu, Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Tumhaari. Aur Jab Bhi Tumhe Miss Karta Hun Tab Main Tumhaari Pasand Ki Ice-cream, Kesar-Pista Kha Leta Hun Ya Tumhaari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Leta Hun… TV Pe Koi Serial Dekh Leta Hun… Aur Meri Yaad Aane Pe Tum Kya Karti Ho? Patni: Mein Bhi TV Pe Match Laga Ke, Bagpiper Ka Quarter Le Leti Hun, 4-5 Cigarettes Phoonkti Hun Aur 1-2 Rajnigandha Kha Leti Hun..
Suhagraat Ko Over Smart Husband Lakhnavi Andaaz Mein Bola: Ijaazat Hai ?
Biwi Boli: Humne Toh Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap Toh Phir Bhi Apne Hain…. Bismillah Keejiye.
Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ? Pati: Haan! Kyun, Tum Jaanti Ho Us Ko? Biwi: Haan. 10 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shaadi ke Liye Inkaar Kiya Tha. Aur Woh Aaj Tak Pee Raha Hai. PATI: Baap Re…… Itna Lamba celebration!!!
An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine? The HR man shouts: Your B*obs are so small…. I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement… they appeared to be much bigger… The hitech bride replies, “Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package… but this is what you get in hand…
Also Read
