Potty Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti - Poetry

    Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to ponder. I come here to shit and stink and Fart like fc**ing thunder.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Defination of Surprise

    *** Potty Jokes ***

    Q : What would you call the definition of surprise?
    A: A fart with a lump in it.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    On the bus

    A guy got on a bus one day and sat down in an aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, he couldn't control himself and let loose a big noisy fart. Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her "Do you by any chance have today's paper?" The lady looked at him and said, "No, but the next time we pass by a tree I'll grab you a handful of leaves."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fart Football

    *** Potty Jokes ***

    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It’s fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Eagle and mouse

    An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"