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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Definitely

    The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence? Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue." "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white." Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too." Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?" The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?" Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Bravery

    Q: What's the definition of bravery?
    A: A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Defination of Surprise

    Q : What would you call the definition of surprise?
    A: A fart with a lump in it.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Old

    Yo mama so old she farts dust and shits rust

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Public Toilet Graffiti - Poetry

    Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to ponder. I come here to shit and stink and Fart like fc**ing thunder.

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