Rabbit Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was g*y!" and rides off.



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    See Also :- Papa Teacher Jokes Part 3

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rabbit problem

    *** Rabbit Jokes ***

    Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Crazy bunny vs counterfeit bank note

    Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
    A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Curious Tim rabbit

    *** Rabbit Jokes ***

    Little Tim Rabbit lives alone in the countryside with his mother. One day he gets curious about his existence.
    Little Tim Rabbit : "Mommy, where did I come from?"
    Mother Rabbit: "I'm busy Tim, do not disturb me."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "Mommy please... where did I come from"
    Mother Rabbit: "Go play with your friends. Children don't ask such questions."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "No!No!No! Where did I come from." Tim starts to cry
    Mother Rabbit: "Ok... I ll tell you when you re older."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "Oh please! please tell me now now." He sobs.
    Mother Rabbit: "Ok... If you must know you must know. You were pulled from a magician's hat."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind rabbit and snake

    A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit. He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..." The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake. He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..." The snake says, "Oh no!" " I'm a lawyer."