Rabbit Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Curious Tim rabbit

    Little Tim Rabbit lives alone in the countryside with his mother. One day he gets curious about his existence.
    Little Tim Rabbit : "Mommy, where did I come from?"
    Mother Rabbit: "I'm busy Tim, do not disturb me."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "Mommy please... where did I come from"
    Mother Rabbit: "Go play with your friends. Children don't ask such questions."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "No!No!No! Where did I come from." Tim starts to cry
    Mother Rabbit: "Ok... I ll tell you when you re older."
    Little Tim Rabbit: "Oh please! please tell me now now." He sobs.
    Mother Rabbit: "Ok... If you must know you must know. You were pulled from a magician's hat."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    *** Rabbit Jokes ***

    Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
    A: Bugs Bunny!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind rabbit and snake

    A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit. He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..." The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake. He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..." The snake says, "Oh no!" " I'm a lawyer."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Smart pills

    *** Rabbit Jokes ***

    Johnny is on his grandpa's farm in the rabbit enclosure. The ground is covered in rabbit droppings. Johnny asks, "What are all of the pellets on the floor grandpa?" His grandpa replies, "Oh those? Those are smart pills. You eat them and you get smarter." Johnny likes the sound of that so he grabs a large handful of them and shoves them into his mouth, "Yuck! Grandpa, these taste like crap." His grandpa replies, "You're getting smarter already."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Funny Quote

    In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.