Funny Rahul Gandhi Jokes

80
  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi Ka Jawab against BJP’s Kiran Bedi

    Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress. Any guesses why? Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

    *** Rahul Gandhi Jokes ***

    Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi.. Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga… Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah. Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name “MARS TINA HOTTERS”. Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities… 'Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge.. Geelani = We want Mars free from India… Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra.. Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain. Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

    Rashrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui.. Waiter: sir, kya loge? Advani: Leni to Shapath thi….. par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do. Narendra modi ki door ki soch : Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya .. Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho Narendra Modi ne di Nawaj Sharif ko pehli saja….. 2 ghanta shapath samorah bithake rakha, na hilne diya na bolne. Uparse baju main Manmohan ko bitha diya! Baat kare to kisse kare !!! In the mean time, Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: Mummy jeeta to main tha, fir shapath smrti irani kyun le rahi hai?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi on New CM announcement for Gujrat

    *** Rahul Gandhi Jokes ***

    Sonia: Anandi Hongi Gujrat ki nayi CM
    Rahul: To phir balika vadhu band ho jayega kya?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

    Ek baar rahul, kejriwal aur Modi ek ship mein ja rahe the.. Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!” Rahul ne Sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya.. Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka. Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya.. Modi ne kuch phenka.. Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “batao mere aaaka main haar gaya,” Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!” MODI ROCKED, JINN Shocked