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Rahul Gandhi Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Magic Mirror

    In a fancy Geneva restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, Chidu, Sibal and Rahul Gandhi happen to be in Geneva (Switzerland) as they had come to launder their black money. They enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. Sibal goes first. “I think I’m the smartest minister in the cabinet.” “POOF!” he disappears. Chidu goes up to try. “I think I’m the most capable HM India has had.” “POOF!” he disappears. Rahul Gandhi goes up. “I think–” “POOF!”

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    *** Rahul Gandhi Jokes ***

    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Rahul Gandhi fans. Not really knowing what a Rahul Gandhi fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again. Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Rahul Gandhi fan.” The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Rahul Gandhi?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a BJP supporter.” The teacher asked him why he was a BJP supporter. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom is a BJP supporter and my Dad is a BJP supporter, so I am a BJP supporter.” Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?” With a big smile, little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Rahul Gandhi fan.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi on New CM announcement for Gujrat

    Sonia: Anandi Hongi Gujrat ki nayi CM
    Rahul: To phir balika vadhu band ho jayega kya?

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    *** Rahul Gandhi Jokes ***

    Q: How do you describe Rahul Gandhi, surrounded by drooling idiots (Burqa Dutt, Sagarika Goose etc)?
    A: Flattered.

  • Posted on 29/09/2017

    Rahul Gandhi Dukaan Par

    Rahul Gandhi, dukandaar se :
    Printer ka paper dena.

    Dukandaar : A4?
    Rahul : A for Apple. Tu paper de jaldi!