Funny Rahul Gandhi Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    Rahul Gandhi was sitting with Lallu Yadav when Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
    Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
    Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
    Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    *** Rahul Gandhi Jokes ***

    Q: How do you know that a fax came from Rahul Gandhi?
    A: There is a stamp on it.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi walks to A Bank with a Check

    Rahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me?”
    Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”
    RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM.
    Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”
    RG: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”
    Cashier: “I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
    RG: “I am urging you, please, to cash this check.”
    Cashier: “Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his check.” So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?” RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: “Honestly, my mind is a total blank… There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don’t have a clue”. Cashier: “Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    *** Rahul Gandhi Jokes ***

    Q: What is the difference between UFOs and Rahul Gandhi’s views on economy?
    A: There have been reported sightings of UFOs.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rahul Gandhi

    Rahul Gandhi goes to a football game and finds his place in the bleachers. After a while, someone far behind him yells, “Hey, George.” Rahul Gandhi gets up and scans the crowd behind him. Not seeing anyone he recognizes, he sits down. Sometime later, someone yells again, “Hey, George.” Rahul Gandhi gets up again and looks around. Seeing no one he knows, he sits down. A third time someone yells, “Hey, George.” Finally Rahul Gandhi gets up, turns around and yells back, “Knock it off! My name’s not George.”