Rahul Gandhi Jokes77
During the nineties when Rahul Gandhi was generally jobless in US, he was in a plane flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. “Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.” Rahul Gandhi exclaimed to his neighbour, “Wow! It just missed the highway!”
In a fancy Geneva restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, Chidu, Sibal and Rahul Gandhi happen to be in Geneva (Switzerland) as they had come to launder their black money. They enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. Sibal goes first. “I think I’m the smartest minister in the cabinet.” “POOF!” he disappears. Chidu goes up to try. “I think I’m the most capable HM India has had.” “POOF!” he disappears. Rahul Gandhi goes up. “I think–” “POOF!”
Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission
Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi.. Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga… Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah. Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name “MARS TINA HOTTERS”. Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities… 'Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge.. Geelani = We want Mars free from India… Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra.. Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain. Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….