Rahul Gandhi walks into A Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning sir, would you please cash this check for me?” Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?” RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM. Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID.” RG: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.” Cashier: “I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.” RG: “I am urging you, please, to cash this check.” Cashier: “Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his check.” So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?” RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: “Honestly, my mind is a total blank… There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don’t have a clue”. Cashier: “Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?
Rahul Gandhi walks into a hair salon to get his hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks him to take off his headphones but Rahul Gandhi refuses. So the stylist takes them off and Rahul Gandhi collapses to the ground and becomes unconscious. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…”
In the nineties when Rahul Gandhi was pretending to be studying abroad, he got real bored and decided to take up the job of mechanic in a car dealership. A couple bought a car and had the dealership add a few upgrades to it. When they returned to pick up their car, they were told that the keys had been locked inside. Going to the service area, they found the mechanic, who was Rahul Gandhi, feverishly working to open the driver’s side door. The woman instinctively tried the passenger side door, only to find it was unlocked. She said, “Hey, it’s open!” Rahul Gandhi replied, “I know. I already got that side.”