Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect.
*** Rajnikanth Jokes ***
Ram and Ravan were in a serious fight.. In the middle of the fight Ravan suddenly stopped after he saw someone standing behind Ram. Ravan : Acha chal bye.. Ram : Arey kya hua? Ravan : Kuch nai ..bas bye. Ram : Arey lekin hua kya?? Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? :-)