Q: Why are soccer players excellent at math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the England soccer team?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence
Q: What does a Lionel Messi and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks.
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: It’s just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.