Q: What is brown and nutty? A: Squirrel poo!
Funny Questions And Answers
Q: Do you know how to catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree.
Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target.
Dog: Suspect is brown.
Dog: Walking East
Dog: Carrying a nut.
Sniper: Are you looking at squirrels again?
"Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."