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Squirrel Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Catching a squirrel

    Q: Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
    A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Brown and nutty

    Q: What is brown and nutty?
    A: Squirrel poo!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Confucious say : Squirrel

    "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts."

  • Posted on 09/04/2017

    Sniper Looking For Target

    Dog: Suspect spotted 45 meters away, behind a tree.
    Sniper: Affirmative, looking for target.
    Dog: Suspect is brown.
    Sniper: Ok
    Dog: Walking East
    Sniper: Ok
    Dog: Carrying a nut.
    Sniper: Are you looking at squirrels again?
    Dog: Sorry