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Santa ek din badaa confuse sa tha aur usne banta se pucha.. Santa = “Yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hamesha dekh ke muskurati rehti hai..?”
Banta = “Oye nahin yaar aisa kuch nahin hai, usne mujhse suhagraat pe puchha tha, kya maine kabhi kisi ke saath s*x kiya hai, to maine tera naam le liya tha”….

Suhag Raat Pe Dulhe Ne Dulhan Ki Ankh Ko Chuma
Dulhan – Ye Kya
Dulha – Ankh Zindagi Ki Kitab Hai
Dulhan – Niche Library Me Aag Lagi Hae, Tu Kitaab Me Ghusa Hai .

Dulhan Ki Saheli Ne Suhagrat Par Uska Haal Jaan Ne Ke Liye Use phone Kiya Saheli: “Kya Chal Raha Hai Baby?”
Dulhan Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Yaar, Wo Mere Kareeb Aane Lage To Maine Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Hain? Tab Se Unhone Mujhe Pogo Dikhane Ke Liye Bithaya Hua Hai.”

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho Pathan Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Pathan Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari”

Husband Suhaag Raat Wale Din Apni Wife Se Poochta Hai.
Husband: “Abb Tak Kitno Ke Saath Soi Ho Sach Batana?”
Wife: “Sach Keh Rahi Hu, Sirf Aap Ke Saath Soi Hu Baaki Sab Haraamzade To Sone Hi Nahi Dete The.”

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