Veg Jokes

  • Posted on 05/03/2018

    remain in your limits

    बॉस ने अपने नए ऑफिस में एक पोस्टर लगाया-
    ( मैं बॉस हूं… भूलना नहीं और अपनी मर्यादाओं में रहना )

    जब वह लंच के बाद लौटा तो अपनी टेबल पर उसे एक स्लिप मिली जिस पर लिखा था : “घर से आपकी श्रीमती जी का फोन आया था, वह बहुत गुस्से में बोल रही थीं

    “अपने साहब को कह देना जो पोस्टर घर से ले गये हैं चुपचाप शाम को वापस यहां पर लाकर टांग दे…”।??

  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    आधा सर दुख रहा है

    *** Veg Jokes ***

    पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह कहा कि आधा सर दुख रहा है पति ने गलती से बोल दिया कि जितना है, उतना ही तो दुखेगा.
    तब से पति का पूरा शरीर दुःख रहा है

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Drunkards in a taxi

    Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!"




  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Literary nation

    *** Veg Jokes ***

    “Ireland has a great reputation as a literary nation. You walk into any pub in Dublin and it's full of writers and poets. In most other countries they're called drunks.” - Ardal O'Hanlon

  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    Bread is Stale

    Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.