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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    The Picture of Dorian Gray

    “I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Lack of Professional

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    Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Rolling in leaves

    Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves? A. Russel

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Soccer

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    Q: What does a Lionel Messi and a magician have in common?
    A: Both do hat tricks.



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Game of thrones

    Where do Kings learn to kill dragons? At knight school!