Dress Rehearsal

Ek N*gro husband Apni Indian wife Ko Kehta Hai: Today is our fancy dress competition, get me one costume… Wife goes and brings a Santa Claus dress.
N*gro: You fool, have you ever seen a bl*ck Santa??? Then wife goes and brings a Snow Man’s costume.
N*gro: You idiot, have you ever seen a bl*ck Snow man?? Then wife goes again angrily and brings a wooden rod, inserts it in the a**hole of her husband & says: Ye LE, ‘CHOCO-BAR Ban Ja Bhutni Ke!!!!’