Starbucks Experience

Chubby young man was in the Starbucks working on his mac, when suddenly he urgently needed to pass some gas. Since the music was really quite really loud, he just figured he could time the fart with the louder beats of the music. After a couple of songs, he felt much better. Finished off his coffee but noticed that everybody was staring at him. Then he suddenly realized that “he was listening to his IPod”