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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Old

    Yo moma so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina

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  • Posted on 15/08/2017

    सरपंच साहब

    एक गांव में सरपंच लड़कियां पटाने में फेमस था। लोग तो उसकी तुलना इमरान हाशमी और जॉन अब्राहम से करने लगे थे। पप्पू ने एक दिन उससे उसका राज़ पूछा तो बड़ी मान मनोव्वल के बाद उसने इस शर्त पे बताया कि वो किसी और को नही बताएगा…. सरपंच ने कहा बड़ा सिंपल सा फार्मूला है जो लड़की पटानी हो उसके बाएं गाल पे हल्के से चपत मार दो और लड़की तुम्हारी… रात को पप्पू सो गया और सुबह उठकर उसने सोचा पहले अपनी बीबी पे ट्रायल किया जाए और उसने बीबी के गाल पर हल्के से चपत मारी . . . बीबी नींद में ही बोली : क्या सरपंच साहब इतने सवेरे सवेरे!!!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Used Rubbers

    What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    How to keep warm in winter

    One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!" The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pilot to come along, and when he sits down you climb right up between his butt cheeks where its nice and warm". The second flea agreed that this was a grand idea. The next winter comes along and it was time for the fleas to head for the sunny beaches again. The first flea arrived and began putting suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flea legs. About that time, the second flea arrived again just a shiverin', shakin', and mumbling about how cold he was. The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about getting here nice and warm?" To which the second flea replied, "I did just as you said; I went to the mens cammode and this pilot came in and sat down, I climbed right up between his butt cheeks and it was so very warm. Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep. All of a sudden I woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Cheated on your wife

    One day these three guys die and go to heaven. The angel comes to the first one and asks "How many times have you cheated on your wife? The guy answers " Once." The angel then gives him the keys to a Ferrari and says go drive around heavan. The angel then asks the second man, “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” Then man answers “Three.” The angel then gives him the keys to a normal Toyota and says go drive around heaven. The same question is asked from the third man and the guy says “Eight times.” The angel then gives him the keys to a beat up Yugo. After the day is over they all come back to the same place and the guy in the Yugo is crying is eyes out. They ask him what’s wrong. He says, “I just saw my wife, she was riding a tricycle.”