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Adult Jokes

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Medical Insurance

    Andrew went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: "Unbuckle your shirt." And so he did, revealing his curly, gray hair of his chest. "These gray hair is quite a nice proof for me," she said and continued with his application form. When Andrew went home, he said to his wife what had happened. "You should have taken your pants off," she said, "Maybe you would have taken disability pension too!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Ye Kya Cheez Hai

    Ek Baar Ek Bachha Apni Maa Ke Sath Bazar Ja Raha Tha. Raste Mein Use Ek Gadha Dikha Jiska Samaan Bahar Nikla Hua Tha. Bachhe Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Wo Kya Hai To Usne Apni Maa Se Pucha.
    Bachha: "Maa, Ye Kya Hai?"
    Maa: "Beta Kuch Nahi Hai" Agle Din Wo Hi Bachha Apne Papa Ke Sath Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha To Use Samne Wahi Gadha Dubara Dikha. Usne Apne Papa Se Pucha: "Wo Kya Hai Papa?"
    Papa:"Beta Ye Gadhe Ka Hathiyar Hai"
    Beta: "Par Papa, Kal To Mummy Kah Rahi Thi Ke Kuch Nahi Hai" Papa Ek Lambi Saans Chhodte Hue Bole
    Papa: "Haan Beta, Wo Sahi Kah Rahi Thi, Uske Liye To Ye Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Piece of cake

    Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'm gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though! Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Wow!, it worked!" Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?" Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Color of eyes

    If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016


    Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.