Clean Jokes

  • Posted on 22/11/2016


    A woman is making pancakes for her kids, and the kids start arguing over who is going to get the first pancake. Deciding it's a good time for a morality lesson, she says to them, "You know, if Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'let my brother have the first pancake'." One of the brothers looks at the other and says, "Okay, you be Jesus!"



  • Posted on 07/10/2017

    सर छुट्टी चाहिए

    *** Clean Jokes ***

    कर्मचारी : - सर छुट्टी चाहिए बॉस : - छुट्टी एक ही शर्त पे मिलेगी , बताओ कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यूं मारा ? कर्मचारी : - सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी न दी हो बॉस : - ?? कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिए ? ? ? ? ??????

  • Posted on 23/04/2018

    आँखों में देखी जाती हैं

    आँखों में देखी जाती हैं प्यार की गहराईयाँ
    लफ्ज़ों में तो छुप जाती हैं बहुत सी तन्हाईयाँ.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Going to Heaven

    *** Clean Jokes ***

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all die. In order to get into heaven though, they must go up 100 steps, each containing a joke. The trick is that they must not laugh. The brunette goes first and laughs at the first step and is sent to hell. The redhead goes next and makes it to the seventh step before she laughs. Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She gets all the way to the 99th step before she laughs. God asks her, “You were so close, why did you laugh?” and she responds, “I just got the first joke!”

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
    A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?