*** Experience Jokes ***
Bihar school teacher's killer English: 1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!" 4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...? 6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls. 7. Stand in the middle of the corner!
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question was intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer