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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Before after

    Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less.

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Killer English!

    *** Experience Jokes ***

    Bihar school teacher's killer English: 1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!" 4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...? 6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls. 7. Stand in the middle of the corner!

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Arrested Development

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question was intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Space

    *** Experience Jokes ***

    My husband said he wanted more space. So I locked him outside.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    In cells

    Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer