Need a Break!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. Santa, my co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office.... When my co-worker, Santa followed me, the Boss asked him, "And where do you think you're going?" Santa replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
'I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help"