Posted on 22/11/2016
Santa on KBC!
Santa couldn't believe it - he'd made it to the last round of his favourite game show. "Congratulations, Santa ji," said Big B. "Answer correctly and you go home with five crores! "This is a two-part question on Punjab history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?" Santa figured he'd play it safe, "I think I'll try the second part of the question first." Big B nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation. "Okay, Santa ji, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"
*** Experience Jokes ***
Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"