Experience Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Santa on KBC!

    Santa couldn't believe it - he'd made it to the last round of his favourite game show. "Congratulations, Santa ji," said Big B. "Answer correctly and you go home with five crores! "This is a two-part question on Punjab history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?" Santa figured he'd play it safe, "I think I'll try the second part of the question first." Big B nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation. "Okay, Santa ji, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Blind

    *** Experience Jokes ***

    Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Fired from calendar factory

    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Tasered

    *** Experience Jokes ***

    Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Toy phone

    When a two year old hands you their ringing toy phone, no matter how baddass you think you are, you answer it.