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Experience Jokes

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    In cells

    Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "bl**k people" wasn't the correct answer

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  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    One Liner

    *** Experience Jokes ***

    You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "sh*t", during the test.

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Conversation

    Got talking to a Chinese girl at Uni the other day, she was saying how almost every single piece of clothing she owns was hand-made by her own grandmother. She didn't laugh when I said that she'd probably made a fair few of mine too

  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Chinese girlfriend

    *** Experience Jokes ***

    I love having a Chinese girlfriend. When she walks in on me f*cking her friends, I can always lie," But darling, I thought it was you."



  • Posted on 22/11/2016

    Mugged

    I was in London the other day and got mugged by 2 Chinese people. The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects.